Here's a little series I've randomly decided to make. If anyone would like to animate it or draw it, I would be willing to talk. However, It truly isn't nedded, as this is purely for fun. I Hope you enjoy the first installment of The Legend of Keith!

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Children from all over the internets, gather 'round and let me tell you a tale. It is a tale of grand proportions, a tale upon an epic scale, a tale so amazing that few can read it without being physically AND emotionally moved. It is a tale of a young lad, a lad named Keith.
This young lad had a very peculiar problem - he was love struck. He had eyes for one and no other, and he believed whole heartedly that they were meant for each other. However, it seemed, at least to him, that the universe was dead-set on preventing him from being with his love. This is not his story, but rather the story of Snow White with Keith superimposed upon the main character!
Just kidding.
Here we go.

Keith was over at his friend Ben's house, playing Wii Sports Resort (Keith enjoyed playing Frisbee Dog, he found the dog so very cute), when, all of a sudden, the power went out.

"Not again," Ben moaned.
"What?" Keith asked. "Does this happen a lot?"
"More than you know..."
"Well, just flip the fuses!"
"Trust me, it won't be that simple..." As if on cue, there was an explosion in Ben's backyard - an explosion so huge that it blew in the windows in Ben's family room. A giant roar erupted from the backyard, and glass, grass, dirt and drywall flew through the room. Some rouge shards pinned Ben to the wall, and Keith got up and stared at him.

"Maybe you were right Ben..."
"Really?"
"Yeah...looks like I've got to take care of this..." Keith then yawned and stretched his arms out, and as he did so, glorious wings made of Golden Twinkies sprouted from his back. He backed up and faced the window. He ran at the broken window and jumped through, his wings allowing him to glide flawlessly out of the room and into the air. He flapped his wonderful wings to take flight and hover in the air. He then saw the beast that had caused the calamity. Its massive right foot laid on top of the power station while the left one stood on top of a shed. The colossal creature was taller than the tallest three story house in the neighborhood, and it reared its ugly fuchsia head to snarl at Keith, who was joined then by Ben, with wings made of beautiful steel swords sprouting from his back.

"Aww..." Ben whined, "Not the shed..."
"Deal with it. That's one of those creatures who terrorized our school last month, and took my true love away."
"Yeah, too bad we were in Florida, getting these sweet wings..."
"Hahaha," gurgled the beast, "that was funny...you said sweet, and his wings are made of pastries."
"Yes, that was the joke," Keith said, rolling his eyes.
"Hey, you say that as if I was attacking you..." the beast replied.
"Well aren't you?"
"Oh, yeah." It then roared a roar so mighty that the very ground shook, and what was left of Ben's house collapsed.
"What the hell [interrobang]" Ben shouted. "That's my house!"
"You mean," Keith chuckled, "That was your house!"
"Hahaha, you guys are great!" snorted the beast.
"GAH!!" Ben screamed, soaring into the air. Keith followed, and when at twice the height of the beast, they both flapped their wings back, and then forcefully shot them out and downward at the beast's face, shooting swords and Twinkies into its eyes.

The beast wailed and fell backwards, crushing the house behind Ben's. It flailed slightly, then stopped moving completely. Keith and Ben then descended down to Earth and surveyed the damage.

"Damn, it sure crushed that house..." Keith said.
"Yeah," responded Ben, "But I never really like them anyway.
"What do you suppose it wanted?"
"I have no clue, but I think I know someone who may have an idea..."
"Time to seek out The Lancinator?"
"Time to seek out The Lancinator."

TO BE CONTINUED...
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